Q: How many elephants will fit into a Mini?
A: Four: Two in the front, two in the back.
Q: How many giraffes will fit into a Mini?
A: None. It's full of elephants.
Q: How do you get two whales in a Mini?
A: Along the M4 and across the Severn Bridge.
Q: How do you know there are two elephants in your refrigerator?
A: You can hear giggling when the light goes out.
Q: How do you know there are three elephants in your refrigerator?
A: You can't close the door.
Q: How do you know there are four elephants in your refrigerator?
A: The Mini is parked outside.


Q: What do elephants have that nothing else has?
A: Baby elephants.

Q: What is grey, has four legs, and a trunk?
A: A mouse going on holiday.

Q: What is brown, has four legs, and a trunk?
A: A mouse coming back from holiday.

Q: What has eight legs, two trunks, four eyes, and two tails?
A: Two elephants.

Q: What's harder than getting a pregnant elephant into a Volkswagen?
A: Getting an elephant pregnant in a Volkswagen.


Q: How can you tell that an elephant has been in your refrigerator?
A: By the footprints in the butter.